>Aunt Martha's Religious Experience
>Got a letter from Aunt Martha the other day. She writes...
>The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "honk if
>you
>love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day
>  because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a
>thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my
>bumper. Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting experience that followed!
>I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought
>about the Lord and how good He is ... and I didn't  notice that the light
>had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because
>if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed! I found that LOTS of people
>love Jesus! Why, while I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking
>like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed,
>"For  the love of GOD! GO! GO!..Jesus Christ, GO!" What an exuberant
>cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out 
>of
>my
>window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people. I even
>honked my horn a few times to share in the love! There must have been a
>man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a
>"sunny beach"... I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his
>middle finger stuck up in the air. then I asked my teenage son in the
>back seat what that meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good 
>luck
>sign or something. Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned
>out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. My son burst out
>laughing... why, even he was enjoying this religious experience! A
>couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they
>got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted
>to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the
>light had changed. So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning,
>and drove on through the intersection. I noticed I was the only car
>that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt
>kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared,
>so slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all
>the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the
>Lord for such wonderful folks! ------
>
>


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