In response to Jim Guinee's query and in the spirit of our discussions on science, religion, prejudice, etc. someone forwarded this to me today and I figure it has enough to amuse, abuse, confuse, or offend almost anyone on the list. Michael Quanty Psychology Professor CBMTS Project Director Thomas Nelson Community College P.O. Box 9407 Hampton, Virginia 23670 Voice: 757.825.3500 Fax: 757.825.3807 > - > > >This is to let you know that Jesus was multiracial: > > > > > > THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH: > > > 1. He went into his father's business. > > > 2. He lived at home until the age of 33 > > > 3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his > > > mother was sure he was God. > > > > > THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH: > > > 1. He never got married. > > > 2. He was always telling stories. > > > 3. He loved green pastures > > > > > THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN: > > > 1. His first name was Jesus. > > > 2. He was bilingual. > > > 3. He was always being harassed by the > >authorities. > > > > > THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN: > > > 1. He talked with his hands. > > > 2. He had wine with every meal. > > > 3. He worked in the building trades. > > > > THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN: > > > 1. He never cut his hair. > > > 2. He walked around barefoot. > > > 3. He invented a new religion > > > > > > and finally > > > > > > THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK: > > > 1. He called everybody brother. > > > 2. He liked Gospel. > > > 3. He couldn't get a fair trial. > > > > > >
