Michael Sylvester will start playing Mozart at all of his DJ gigs, raising
the average IQ level of south Florida by ten points and reducing bar fights
by 40 percent.  His 15 minutes will end abruptly when an anonymous TIPSter
leaks a story to the media about this being part of a great European
conspiracy to keep the immigrant community in check.

Michael Quanty
Psychology Professor
CBMTS Project Director
Thomas Nelson Community College
P.O. Box 9407
Hampton, Virginia 23670
Voice: 757.825.3500
Fax:   757.825.3807


-----Original Message-----
From: Michael Sylvester [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Wednesday, November 03, 1999 8:40 AM
To: TIPS
Subject: PSYCHOLOGY2K


 
How will Psychology2k differ from the current Psychology?
My predictions:

Psychochemistry will be in; Learning perspective will be out.
There will be a Compact Disc model of behavior
Clinical Psychologists will be able to prescribe drugs,but may tell
clients to get them from Europe.
Paul Smith,Mike Scoles and Paul Brandon will leave TIPS.
Freud will make a comeback.
Tenure will be abolished.
Nancy Melucci will get a full time job.
And what will happen to the Eurocentric perspective???

Michael Sylvester
Daytona Beach,Florida


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