A prof had a dog that was conditioned to "sit" outside the entrance of a shopping mall while he did some shopping inside. However he forgot that he had previously conditioned that dog to escape from an electrified grid at the ringing of a bell. Then the Salvation Army bell ringers came and positioned themselves in proximity to the dog and began ringng bells. When the prof returned to get fido,his words were "doggonit". References available upon request.
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