Re: [TMIC] Halloween Funny

[Anne]

A bald man with a peg leg was invited to a Halloween Costume Party. He sent away for a pirate's costume, but he didn't like it, so he returned it and ask them to send another costume that would suit him.  A few days later, he received a Monk's costume. He didn't care for that one either so he returned it also.  Then a few days later the costume company sent him a jar of caramel, a jar of crushed nuts and included a note that read as follows:     "Pour the caramel over your head, then cover that with the crushed nuts, stick your peg leg up your a__ and go dressed as a caramel apple!!!!!  My daughter told me that one today.  I hope a few of you got a kick out of it.  Everyone Take Care,  Anne, Eden, NC