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From: ooomom [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Sunday, January 08, 2006 9:01 AM
To: Sue Barnes; Robert Swain; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; R. Berry; Maureen Wasko;
Fran Huerbin; Brigida Mertz
Subject: Welcome to Husband-Mart
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>>>>>>
>>>>>> A new store that sells husbands opens in New
>>>>>> York.... A woman may go there
>>>>>> to select a husband from among MANY different men.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The store comprises 6 floors, and the men increase
>>>>>> in positive attributes as
>>>>>> the shopper ascends the levels. There is however,
>>>>>> one important rule: As you
>>>>>> open the door to any floor you may choose a husband
>>>>>> from that floor. But if
>>>>>> you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to
>>>>>> exit the building--you
>>>>>> cannot revisit any of the lower floors.
>>>>>> **************
>>>>>>
>>>>>> On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
>>>>>> Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well,
>>>>>> that's better than my
>>>>>> last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So
>>>>>> up she goes.
>>>>>> *****************
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The second floor sign reads:
>>>>>> Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love kids, and don't
>>>>>> mind doing housework.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The woman smiles to herself, "That's great, but I
>>>>>> wonder what's further up?"
>>>>>> ***************
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The third floor sign reads:
>>>>>> Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, don't mind
>>>>>> doing housework, and
>>>>>> are extremely good looking.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Even better!" she says. "But I wonder what's
>>>>>> upstairs?"
>>>>>> *****************
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The fourth floor sign reads:
>>>>>> Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, don't mind
>>>>>> doing housework, are
>>>>>> extremely good looking and do all the cooking.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Wow," exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT,
>>>>>> there must be more, much
>>>>>> more further up!" She heads up another flight.
>>>>>> *****************
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The fifth floor sign reads:
>>>>>> Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, don't mind
>>>>>> doing housework, are
>>>>>> extremely good looking, do all the cooking, are
>>>>>> red-hot in bed, like going
>>>>>> shopping, don't scratch, fart or burp and love
>>>>>> having their mother in law
>>>>>> come to stay.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "My God she says!..how close to perfection can you
>>>>>> get?.. .. But just
>>>>>> think.....what must be awaiting me further on?" So
>>>>>> up to the sixth floor she
>>>>>> goes.
>>>>>> *****************
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The sixth floor sign reads:
>>>>>> Floor 6 - Welcome. You are visitor 133,956,779,012
>>>>>> to this floor. There are
>>>>>> no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as
>>>>>> proof that women are
>>>>>> impossible to please.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Thank you for shopping Husband-Mart, and have a nice
>>>>>> day.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
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