In a message dated 1/29/2006 1:59:38 P.M. Eastern Standard Time,
Wingsofabirdie writes:
NEWFIE BEACHES
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Couldn't resist sending this one along! tee
hee
NEWFIE BEACHES
Bob liked to frequent the
Newfoundland beaches but was never able to attract the girls. He decided
to ask his friend Garge the lifeguard for advice
"It's those big baggy
swimming trunks that make you look like n old bloke.
They're years
outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos -
about two sizes too small, and drop a fist-sized potato down inside them.
I'm telling ya man...you'll have all the babes you want!"
The
following weekend, Bob hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos,
and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he
walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking
sick!
Bob went back to Garge the lifeguard and and asked
him:
"What's wrong now?"
"Lard-Tunder'in boy!" said Garge,
"the potato goes in the front!"
"I find the great thing in this world is
not so much where we stand,
as in what direction we are moving—
We must
sail sometimes against it
But we must sail, and not drift, nor lie at
anchor."
Oliver Wendel Holmes
A mother holds her
child's hand for a short time,
but she holds his heart
forever
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