Subject: Fw: funny
A married Irishman went into the
confessional and said to his priest,
"I almost had an affair with another
woman."
The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"
The Irishman
said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but
then I
stopped."
The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it
in.
You're not to see that woman again.
For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the
poor box."
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and
then walked
over to the poor box.
He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest, who
was watching, quickly ran over to him saying,
"I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor
box!"
The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box,
and
according to you, that's the same as putting it in."
**Ya Gotta
Love That Irish Logic**