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YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE Pittsburgher when:
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> >1. "Vacation" means going up north past I-80 for the
weekend
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> >2. You measure
distance in hours.
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> >3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than
once.
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> >4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the
same day and back again
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> >5. You can drive 65 mph through
2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
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>6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events including
weddings.
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> >7. You install security lights on your house
and garage and leave all the doors unlocked.
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> >8. You
carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them.
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> >9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over
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>a snowsuit.
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> >10. Driving is better in the winter
because the potholes are filled with snow.
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> >11. You know
all 4 seasons: almost fall, winter, still winter and road construction.
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> >12. You can identify a southern or eastern accent.
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> >13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a concrete statue of a
deer next to your blue spruce.
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> >14. You were unaware
that there is a legal drinking age.
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> >15. Down South to
you means MORGANTOWN WV.
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> >16. You find '0' degrees "a
little chilly."
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> >17. Your neighbor throws a party to
celebrate his NEW FORD F150.
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> >18. You go out to fish fry
every Friday and bingo every Wednesday.
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> >19. Your 4th of
July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
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> >20. You
have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
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> >21.
You actually understand these jokes, and
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>you forward them to all your Pittsburgh friends
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