I Can Relate to this.........................
Happy New Year's to One And All.
THIS KIND OF STUFF HAS GOT TO STOP IN OUR COUNTRY!
We Must Stop This Immediately!
Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper. Groceries are
heavier.
And, everything is farther away Yesterday I walked to the corner and I
was
dumbfounded to discover how long our street has become! This extension
work
was apparently done at night!! Very sneaky stuff..
And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially the
youngsters. They speak in whispers all the time! If you ask them to speak
up
they just keep repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same silent
message until they're red in the face! What do they think I am, a lip
reader?
I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age. On the
other hand, people my own age are so much older than I am. I ran into an
old
friend the other day, and he has aged so much that he didn't even
recognize
me.
I got to thinking about the poor guy while I was combing my hair this
morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my own reflection ........Well,
REALLY NOW- even mirrors are not made the way they used to be!
Another thing, everyone drives so fast these days! You're risking life
and limb if you happen to pull onto the freeway in front of them. All I
can
say is, their brakes must wear out awfully fast, the way I see them
screech
and swerve in my rear view mirror.
Clothing manufacturers are less civilized these days Why else would
they
suddenly start labeling a size 32 pair of pants a 42, or medium shirt as
'extra large? Do they think no one notices that these things no longer
fit
around the waist, hips, thighs, and neck?
The people who make bathroom scales are pulling the same prank, but in
reverse. Do they think I actually "believe" the number I see on that
dial?
Heck ! I would never let myself weigh that much! Just who do these people
think they're fooling?
I'd like to call up someone in authority to report what's going on --
but the telephone company is in on the conspiracy too: they've printed
the
phone books in such small type that no one could ever find a number in
there!
All I can do is pass along this warning: We are under attack! Unless
something drastic happens, pretty soon everyone will have to suffer these
awful indignities. PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON AS
POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GET THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED!
PS: I am sending this to you in a larger font size, because something
has caused my computer's regular fonts to be smaller than they once were.
(They must be sneaking to my house and messing around with my computer.
Probably CIA....!!!) Pretty scary stuff huh?
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