Oh Janice - I laughed so hard I'm wiping tears off my face! Who comes up with
this stuff???? Hilarious! Thanks for sharing
Linda
----- Original Message -----
From: Janice Nichols<mailto:jan...@centurytel.net>
To: tmic-list@eskimo.com<mailto:tmic-list@eskimo.com>
Sent: Tuesday, November 24, 2009 9:39 PM
Subject: [TMIC] Fw: Pfizer Corp.
Since we are all adults in this group, I have what I think is
a "funny". Hope you get a laugh out of it.
Janice
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Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will
soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power
beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft
drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and
just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction
by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being
spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This
means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs
and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
If you don't send this to five old friends
right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.
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