Awesome email! Just want to point out that it's not real though, but ever so fun! http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/mugger.asp Laura The (Home)School Club <http://www.thehomeschoolclub.net> -Now Alpha Testing! Practical Homeschooling <http://www.practical-homeschooling.org>
On Wed, Nov 16, 2011 at 6:29 AM, <celr...@aol.com> wrote: > ** > I LOVE IT!!!! JUST MIGHT STOP SOME CRIME. > > JANE/SPLENDORA TX > > > In a message dated 11/15/2011 4:08:22 P.M. Central Standard Time, > jcs...@yahoo.com writes: > > though many would beg to differ i find this remarkably therapeutic > > thanks for sharing > > Ooh-Rah > > > > ------------------------------ > *From:* "bgunny7...@aol.com" <bgunny7...@aol.com> > *To:* nmbr1stylis...@ymail.com; Tmic-list@eskimo.com; > r...@rickporrello.com > *Sent:* Tuesday, November 15, 2011 11:21 AM > *Subject:* [TMIC] Fwd: Actual Craig's List Ad > > > > > ------------------------------ > From: ramirezjac...@aol.com > To: babygirl22...@gmail.com, brandmyste...@aim.com, chavezmona...@aol.com, > cmr51...@hotmail.com, davidlabb...@aol.com, dnny...@aol.com, > lizandstepha...@yahoo.com, trinaevenho...@msn.com, gra...@aol.com, > bgunny7...@aol.com, weldergirl3...@aol.com, lucaterobre...@yahoo.com, > nan...@aol.com, pencho...@aol.com, pennycoll...@sbcglobal.net, > sheil...@sbcglobal.net > Sent: 11/15/2011 11:04:10 A.M. Eastern Standard Time > Subj: Fwd: Actual Craig's List Ad > > > > > ------------------------------ > From: oleb...@aol.com > To: ramirezjac...@aol.com > Sent: 11/13/2011 9:06:56 P.M. Pacific Standard Time > Subj: Fwd: Actual Craig's List Ad > > > > > -----Original Message----- > From: Sandy Graham <handysand...@aol.com> > To: yvonne.jett <yvonne.j...@aol.com>; mamadsangels <mamadsang...@aol.com>; > peekandrascal <peekandras...@aol.com>; ronnsue <ronn...@bellsouth.net>; > whereizzy <wherei...@att.net>; olebag3 <oleb...@aol.com> > Sent: Sun, Nov 13, 2011 9:05 pm > Subject: Fwd: Actual Craig's List Ad > > > > > > > > > > *AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD * > *To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before > last. * > *Date: 2010-09-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T. * > *I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I > hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, > threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and > earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather > important message. * > *First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect > you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my > jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a > reason.. my girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd > tour as a Combat Marine in Afghanistan .. She had just bought me that > Kimber Custom Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked > up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it > is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!* > *I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from > with crap in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed > since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That > prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us > again].* > *After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your > cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and > filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas > station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 153 > gallons and was extremely grateful!* > *I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along > with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]* > *I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was > parked at the curb ..... after I broke the windshield and side window and > keyed the entire driver's side of the car.* > *Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's > office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible > target.* > *The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess > while he traced your number etc.).* > ; *In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I > feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your > threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these > rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the > opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've > chosen to pursue in life.. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky. > Have a good day!* > *Thoughtfully yours, Semper Fi, * > *Alex * > > * I probably don't have to ask you to forward this one..* > > > > > > > > >
