At 09:36 AM 6/9/2002 -0700, you wrote:
>Javvi wrote: > >:)+) but here, for you sickos (j/k): -------> >>http://www.oozecontainer.com/cam/scar.jpg > > ~Whoa-- I'm impressed! Now here's what ya do: Tell everyone it's a > dueling scar, and when they start making noises like "Oh my god..." you > say, "Yeah, but you should see the other guy." > You can tell 'em those little star-shaped scars are where the Shurikin hit. GW, you'd be surprised at how many folks would believe that! I've got about a three inch scar on my right shoulder. Usually when people first see it, they ask how I got it. I usually reply, "I got it in a knife fight". Most people say "yeah, whatever, now what really happened?" The gullible few, however, get really big eyes and want to hear more... sometimes, if it's someone that I want to frighten a little bit, I wind up saying that the guy who knifed me and I are cool now, and that I go put flowers on his grave once a year O:-) Most people usually start getting skeptical about then, but there are a few who've believed me all the way. The reason it's particularly funny is that I stand a whopping 5 feet 7 inches (170 cm) tall, am a peacemaker, and have about the finely honed reflexes of a sloth, so picturing me getting in any sort of fight is kind of like a picturing a purple duck in a tuxedo playing the tuba. Anyways... The moral of the story is that scars are not fun, but scar stories are. ;) -Mikey
