Or these instructions on how to transform a toy... that came fom Japan or Korea! Gwaahhh! ><
~HT --- Lisardo <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > Yah know, now that you mention it, intructions don't happen to have > that word. > Funny. Also I was trying to follow some cooking instructions the > other day for > a dinner I was making. And I thought back to a movie where this > robot started > making some hash browns or soemthing and he followed the instructions > exactly > as they were printed. Of course, he didn't take hash browns out of > the box and > just started frying them in the box on the pan, lol! But when you > think about > it, if you didn't know any better, like lacked common sense, if you > were to > follow cooking instructions, they dont' say anything about opening it > and > taking it out of the box. Or cracking the eggs open out of the shell > first. > So yeah instructions can be vague sometimes. > > > Lisardo > > > > Quoting mE ~tOkKa <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>: > > > --==-- > > > > Dear Doctor Science, > > Why do people who write instructions always leave out the word > "the"? > > As in, "attach door to wall using hinges provided". Does the word > > "the" cost that much money to print in instruction manuals? > > > > -- John Conery from Eugene, OR > > > > Federal Law prohibits even the necessary use of the articles "the" > or > > "a". Nobody's quite sure why such a law was passed, but it would > take > > time away from a busy Congressional schedule to do something about > it, > > and heaven knows we have bigger fish to fry. Preliminary research > > indicates that the kind of people who bother to read the > instructions > > don't notice the missing letters. In most cases, their anxiety > level, > > or as most describe "the noise in their head" makes most rules of > > grammar and syntax irrelevant. > > > > -->> ..a thank you, the Dr.Science.. > > > > .. >v< > > > > > > > > ..yir chum, ~tOkKa >v< > > !*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*! > > "..quoting 'Macbeth' scince 1991.." > > "MARTHA STEWART's Cabin Boy scince 2001.." > > aim: tOkKAb2 > > -->> >> >> >> >>> >> >> > > tOkKa'Z KriB!! & "T" iz FER tOkKa!!: > > K mart-culture .. - @http://www.terrible2z.com > > @MIKEY's TMNT @ http://www.mikeystmnt.com > > @ http://kmartcorp.com/ > > !! me am tOkKa @ http://www.tokkazkrib.mikeystmnt.com/meamtokka/ > > +_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+ > > Q: If a turtle loses it's shell is it naked or homeless? > > > > A: " Both. Shell-less, naked turtles are often rounded up in the > dead of > > night by the vice squad, who book them for public nudity as well as > vagrancy. > > The sad fact is turtles are too homely to garner much public > support. The > > only "Save the Turtles" television fund raising campaign failed to > even meet > > its expenses, and the sight of naked turtles living in cardboard > boxes in > > vacant lots only caused feelings of revulsion in viewers, not pity. > " > > - - Dr.Science > > > > -->> > > c0ntact@ > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > >v< > > GRAhhhh.. como poco coco como, poco coco compro.. > > > > tOkKa'z self-mutilation & emotional codependentcy on 'Tang' paid > for by:: > > > > Sign up for Internet Service under $10 dollars a month, at > > http://isp.BlueLight.com > > > > > > > > > > Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to > http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/ > > > > > > > > > > > ===== "A wise man never loses anything, if he has himself." ~Master Splinter ---== ] http://www.turtlequest.com [ ==--- __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! SiteBuilder - Free, easy-to-use web site design software http://sitebuilder.yahoo.com
