That was a very funny eMail...please keep on sending them.....
--- savimbi thomas <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > URGENT BUSINESS PROPOSAL > > Dear sir , > > My name is Thomas Savimbi, I am the eldest son of > Jonas Savimbi, > the leader UNITA of Angola. You may know that my > father was recently > killed in a battle with the federal troops of > Angola, led by President > Dos Santos, who has been my late father's rival for > years. Now the > liberation of Angola, for which my father has been > fighting for since 1966 has no future. > > President Dos Santos, remains a colossal failure > since he assumed > office. He is running a government of greed and > gross marginalisation. > The United States of America, the United Kingdom and > other Western > powers, are aware of this glaring fact, and have > done nothing about > it. It is most unfortunate and disheartening that my > father has died. > Now UNITA is like a herd of cattle without shepherd. > Prominent members > are now lobbying to assume office as leader to > enrich themselves > and some of them who see me as a threat to their > ambitions, are > even plotting to kill me. However, I am a young man > who has ambitions > and is not in any way interested in wars. > > > I write to seek for your urgent help in respect to > safe keeping > of some of my father's money(US$25.4Million) that > arose from Diamonds > sales. This money(US$25.4Million) was already on its > way to my father's > Swiss bank account and is in transit with a safe > deposit company > in Amsterdam, Netherlands. We used major part of our > money in prosecuting > the war. It is very clear with the way things are > now, that President > Dos Santos will freeze my father's assests and > accounts in this > country to ground UNITA. I wish to use this money to > safeguard my future. > > It is paramount that you understand that the kind of > trust and confidence > being reposed in you is extraordinary, and that this > is an act of > desperation. ALSO, THIS CONTACT WITH YOU SHUOLD BE > TREATED WITH > UTMOST SECRECY AND CONFIDENTIALITY. > > The help I need from you is clearing the money which > is deposited > with a security company in Amsterdam, after which, a > professional > banker, who is an attaché of IMF will join you and > assist in depositing > the money and lodging into an account in your name. > The money shall > remain in your custody till I decide to leave > Angola. In the interim, > the money can be invested into riskfree profitable > ventures, and > there will an agreement by my lawyer to protect my > interest. I have > all the documents that will enable you claim the > consignment from > the security company. I will reward you with 20% of > the money. > > I to thank you in advance in anticipation for your > assistance in > enabling me achieve this goal. > > Please contact me whether or not you are interested > in assisting > me. This will enable me scout for another partner in > the event of noninterest on your part. > > With best regards, > > Mr.Thomas Savimbi. > > > > _________________________________________ > Communicate with others using Lycos Mail for FREE! > http://mail.lycos.com/ > > -- > To unsubscribe, e-mail: > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > For additional commands, e-mail: > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! - Official partner of 2002 FIFA World Cup http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com -- To unsubscribe, e-mail: <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> For additional commands, e-mail: <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]>