After all the goings on on saturday and twelve hours
of sleep over the last three nights, I have just found
time to come out with some awards from our great
weekend:
- Best performance: Carl doing 'What a waste'. Oooh,
you've got such a husky voice Mr. Smyth!!
- Worst performance: Mike Barson during 'Drip Fed
Fred'
- Lazy git: Suggs for yet again not making any effort
to dress up for the gig. Wearing jeans with a suit
jacket is as classy as a lada or skoda
- Best Quote: Vince Foley - 'Just pay the bitch'
- Best scoop: Talking to Lee and Mike in the pub only
45 minutes before Lee was due on stage!!
- Best afterthought: Let's have a Crunch! meet on
July 14. Well...........
- Diamond geezer: Scatty for providing us all with a
great day
- Dancefloor filler: 'You're Wonderful'. So good they
played it again.
- Lesson: Don't go to the five cuts barbers unless
you hate yourself!!
- Most appropriate song afterwards: No Money
- Biggest lunatic: What was he drinking before he
came back on stage
- Biggest surprise: Kathy Burke for doing a rip -
roaring version of 'Billericay Dickie'
Have I missed out on anything
Vince Carden
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