thts wicked bro n i mean tht in a good way.thnx for the laugh n tht touchin message befor or afta this one.God bless ciao
--- On Mon, 11/17/08, LOVEMORE SOROFA <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: From: LOVEMORE SOROFA <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: Doing business the Zimbabwean way To: "tribewithavibe" <[email protected]> Date: Monday, November 17, 2008, 6:02 AM > Three contractors were visiting a tourist attraction on the > same day. > One was from Zimbabwe, another from Germany, and the third > from France. At > the end of the tour, the guard asked them what they did for > a living. When > they all replied that they were contractors, the guard > said, "Hey we need > one of the rear fences re-done. Why don't you guys take > a look at it & > give me a qoutation?" > So, to the back fence they all went to check it out. > First to step up was the German contractor. He took out his > tape measure > and pencil, did some measuring and said, "Well figure > the job will run > about $900. $400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 > profit for me." > > Next was the French contractor. He also took out his tape > measure and > pencil, did some quick figuring and said, "Looks like > I can do this job > for $700. $300 for materials, $300 for my crew, and 100 > profit for me." > Without so much as moving, the Zimbabwean contractor said, > "$2,700." The > guard, looked at him and said, "You didn't even > measure like the other > guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?" > "Easy," he said > pulling the guard to one side and lowering his voice. > "$1,000 for you, > $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from France." > Smart business partnership. Its so easy to make money...... > that's > business in Zimbabwe > > > Be BLESSED His is in control of our life Never test the depth of water with both feet. From: Mr Lovemore Sorofa Cell: +263 913 017822 --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "tribewithavibe" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/tribewithavibe?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
