Honai Chirungu chenyu zve > > Hamundide drives into a service station on great High Glen Road in his > battered skyline, clad in shorts, North star, potato cut and "I love NY" > Cap. He hands the attendant the keys complete with a beautiful Tupac key > ring. > > > Hamu: "ZADZAI NESUPER ISHE" > > Attendant: "How much?" > > Hamu: "CHANGAMIRE, INGA NDATI ZADZAI WANI!" > > Attendant: "I only speak English!" > > Hamu: "No problem! Good day to you Sir. I currently feel a profound > desire to replenish the propellant of my motorized vehicle. Therefore, I > cordially request you to transfer, from your subterranean reservoir, a > sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane > rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of > perambulation to the brim." > > Attendant: "Heh?" > > Hamu: "Do you have a problem Sir? I thought you said you spoke only > English?" > > Attendant: "English? That is not English!" > > Hamu: "My dear Sir, are you veritably attempting to insinuate that you > do not even recognize the language, which you allege to be your singular > means of Communication? " > > Attendant: "Aah!" Regai ndidire!!!!!! !!
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