An illiterate woman boarded a plane from Enugu to Abuja that is in
Nigeria .
She was booked for an economy class seat. Just after the plane took-off,
the
woman stood up and went to sit in the first class cabin. The flight
attendant went to ask her to go back and sit in economy class because
that's
where her ticket allowed her to sit but she refused. She had paid and
wanted
the best seat.
The Flight attendant decided to inform the Co-pilot. The Co-pilot went
and
spoke with the lady but she still refused. So, he decided to inform the
Chief pilot.
The Chief pilot said, 'I am married to an illiterate, I'll go and talk
to
her.' The Chief pilot went and whispered some words to the woman's ear
and
she peacefully stood up and went to her economy class seat.
The Flight Attendant and Co-pilot surprised, asked the Chief pilot:
'Sir,
what did you tell her?'
The Chief Pilot said; 'Easy Guys! I just told her that first class is
not
Going to Abuja , only economy class is!'
If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread, they can sure make
something out of you!!!! (Muhammad Ali)
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