hahahahaha good one Elisha lolest
On 10/11/2009, Karambakuwa Elisha <[email protected]> wrote:
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> *President Zuma meets with the Queen of England . He asks her,
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> "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are
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> there any tips you can give to me?"
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> "Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround
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> yourself with intelligent people."
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> Zuma frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really
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> intelligent?"
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> The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them
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> to answer an intelligence riddle."
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> The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair
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> in here, would you?"
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> Tony Blair walks into the room "Yes, my Queen?"
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> The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and
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> Father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your
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> sister.
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> Who is it?"
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> Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be
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> me."
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> "Yes! Very good," says the Queen.
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> Back in Cape town , President Zuma asks to speak with Julius Malema.
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> "Answer this for me. Your mother and your Father have a child.
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> It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
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> "I'm not sure," says Julius. "Let me get back to you on that one."
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> Julius goes to his advisors and asks everyone, but none can give him
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> an answer. Finally, he ends up at the V&A Waterfront and bumps into
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> Mark Lottering.
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> Julius looks around to see if anyone can overhear them, and he
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> whispers, Mark! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have
> a** child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
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> Mark whispers back, "That's easy. It's me!"
> *
> *Julius smiles and says "Thanks!"
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> Julius goes back to Parliament to speak with Pres Zuma. "Say, I did
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> some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Mark
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> Lottering."
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> Zuma gets up, stomps over to Julius, and angrily yells into his
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> face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair !"*
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> *"Do not be afraid little flock, it is your Father's pleasure to give you
> the kingdom." Luke 12:32*
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