Two naughty boys, Larry and Tom, stole a bag of oranges from theirhome and decided to go to the nearest cemetery to share the loot. Asthey are scaling the big gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fellout of the bag and are left behind at the gate A heavily drunk manon his way from a local tavern passes near the cemetery Gate andhears the following: One for me, one for you. One for me, one for you.He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the local priest.Pastor Come with me to witness God and Satan sharingcorpses at the cemetery. They both run back to the cemetery gate andthe voices continue: One for me, one for you. Suddenly the one voicesays: What about the two at the gate? The priest was the first to run for his life!
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