Because this sounds like a troll post, I will respond with a troll reply.
Open GIMP, click on the menu option File-->Create-->Screenshot.
Check the radio button with the caption "Take a screenshot of the entire
screen", then press the Snap button.
Use the menu option Image-->Scale Image... Make sure the unit of measure is
in pixels, then enter 100 in the height box, with the constrain (the chains
next to the number boxes) on. Click on the constrain to turn it off, and
enter a number in the width box roughly double its present value, then click
on the Scale button.
In GIMP 2.6, click on the menu option File-->Save As..., but in GIMP 2.8,
click on the File-->Export... menu option instead.
Choose the filename and location to save to, then open the hidden list near
the bottom of the window with the "Select File Type (By Extension)" caption.
Near the top should be "ASCII Art". Click on it, then press Save. Make sure
the selection box reads "Text File", then press Save.
Open the file in a text editor and paste it here.
