Iz:See the 'G' man on this post of yours. Do you understand his meaning? PS-No, I won't explain it if you don't.
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Sent: September 02, 2004 23:38
Subject: RE: [TruthTalk] The End of Truthtalk

Don’t feel bad Tim.  He thinks I’m the blind one, even though my husband is an ophthalmologist. J God will judge us all as to who is on the side of right or wrong. I’m happy to leave it in God’s hands, as He knows who I desire to please. If I’m right, he will vindicate me.  If I’m wrong He will lovingly correct me, provided my heart is open to His correction.  The same for us all.  Izzy

 


From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of C. Tim Winkley
Sent: Thursday, September 02, 2004 8:45 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: [TruthTalk] The End of Truthtalk

 

d)       Our newest member, the gay hating, Roman Catholic hating (especially gay Roman Catholics) Tim 'Baton' Lawman will convince you all that the posting of pictures of a man in a tutu are the equivalent of denying the gospel.

 

Wow!  You have pretty well summed it up about me.  I don’t remember saying that I hate sodomites or catholics?

 

Anyway, all the best to you and yours!

 

C. Tim Winkley

Aka Law Man

 

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From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]On Behalf Of Hughes Jonathan
Sent: Thursday, September 02, 2004 9:23 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: [TruthTalk] The End of Truthtalk

 

Tis Thursday September 2.  Today marks the end of the list we have all enjoyed: Truthtalk.  Aye, it is my sad duty to tell you all that the list is finished.  All emails will still be forwarded to your address and conversations will continue to occur unabated.  Do not let this confuse you into thinking that the list is still operating.  The following will continue to occur:

 

a)  Perry the absent moderator will continue to be absent unless there is a post on Mormonism in which case the clouds will break and you will see a post by him.

b)  Judy, also known as God will continue a life of being absolutely correct.  i.e. her way or the hellway.  Any question posed to her will be evaded by the use of one common question back: But why do you hate God's word of which I am the only person to understand it?  Here, have some Kool-aid.

c)  Republican Izzy I am sorry to say has become completely blind.  She will still be able to read your emails unless there is a hint of critical thinking involved.  Her critical thinking facilities have been sacrificed on the altar of US foreign policy.  This will cause an extra 23 emails per day to enter your inbox until her blood pressure subsides.  Please be careful.

d)  Our newest member, the gay hating, Roman Catholic hating (especially gay Roman Catholics) Tim 'Baton' Lawman will convince you all that the posting of pictures of a man in a tutu are the equivalent of denying the gospel.  You have been warned.

e)  The owner of this list, David Miller, will remain the owner of this now finished list.  A post by him will mark the second coming.  Arguments abound on whether this includes the rapture.  If you were not aware there are many more lists out there that are far more fun, interesting and edifying.  David is on those lists, not this one.  Please be aware that David is still living a sinless life.

f)  John Smithson will continue to spend much of his time developing last names when not listening to heretical notions of the gospel from Baxter Kruger.

g)  Terry will continue to stock Democrat propaganda to use in his outhouse.  Monthly reports on rabbits will continue until they are eaten for dinner.

h)  Lance may actually write more than one line per post.  This will not be a sign of the second coming but rather the rise of the Anti-Christ.  This two line post will be just as garbled as his one line posts.  No one but the select few (known as the Canadian Trinity which ironically only contains two people) will be able to decipher this post.  Much of it will have something to do with outdated versions of meaning and context.  For the first response to his post see point B.

i)  The From O'Reilley to You subject heading will continue to be misspelled and used for any topic but O'Reilly.

j)  Jeff the weatherman will keep us all updated on, surprisingly, the weather.  Much prayer will be used to send the storms to Democrat strongholds, in the hope that a one-party system will develop ushering in the one-world government miraculously curing Izzy's blindness.

h)  Slade - comments omitted in case anyone would consider this parody to be anti-Semitic.

i)  Chris Barr while wolfing down chromium pills like there is no tomorrow (and who knows, there may not be) is intensely studying Polanyi.  It is doubtful whether we will hear from him again.

 

R.I.P Truthtalk - Where truth was muttered and once recognized, immediately stamped out.

 

Jonathan

 


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