---------- Forwarded Message ---------- With hope that nobody who happens to be one of these religions is offended... Just laugh at the others. :) Joan Great decisions made by committee: regarding the simple light bulb ... 1. How many Charismatics does it take to change a light bulb? One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness. 2. How many Calvinists does it take to change a light bulb? None. God has predestined when the light will be on. Calvinists do not change light bulbs. They simply read the instructions and pray the light bulb will be one that has been chosen to be changed. 3. How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a light bulb? One to change the bulb, and 16 million to boycott the maker of the old bulb for bringing darkness into the Church. 4. How many neo-orthodox does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows. They can't tell the difference between light and darkness. 5. How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb? One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today. 6. How many independent fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, because any more might result in too much cooperation. 7. How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb? At least ten,as they need to hold a debate on whether or not the light bulb exists. Even if they can agree upon the existence of the light bulb, they still might not change it, to keep from alienating those who might use other forms of light. 8. How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They always use candles. 9. How many worship leaders who use guitars does it take to change a light bulb? One. But soon all those around can warm up to its glowing. 10. How many members of an established Bible teaching church that is over 20 years old does it take to change a light bulb? One to actually change the bulb, and nine to say how much they liked the old one. 11. How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb? N-o-o-o! Joan We haven't journeyed this far because we're made of sugar candy.--Winston Churchill ---------- "Let your speech be always with grace, seasoned with salt, that you may know how you ought to answer every man." (Colossians 4:6) http://www.InnGlory.org If you do not want to receive posts from this list, send an email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] and you will be unsubscribed. If you have a friend who wants to join, tell him to send an e-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] and he will be subscribed.
