The Remote Patrol for Boxing Day & Kwanzaa Days 1-3, December 26-28, 2008 by Thomas Allen Heald, Santa of the Satellite Dish All times Eastern, for PBS programs, check local listings
TOM'S TWISTED TOTALLY TRIVIAL TV THINGY When last we left them ... who's dead on "Pushing Daisies"? A) Ned's Dad B) Chuck's Mom C) Ned's Mom D) Chuck's Dad E) The Lonely Tourist Thursday brings the right answer, and possibly Santa. --- FRIDAY 7 p.m. "WALK WITH US" (Sundance) heads north to Canada to profile artists Janet Cardiff and George Bures Miller. You remember art, right? Midnight TELE-GEBRA Hong Kong + King Kong as Quentin Tarantino beats the chest of "MIGHTY PEKING MAN" (IFC). SATURDAY 7 p.m. TELE-GEBRA Allen Funt + Tyra Banks as the Maricopa County Sheriff's Department in Arizona punks fugitives on "SMILE ... YOU’RE UNDER ARREST" (Fox Reality Channel). 8 p.m. Let the lipsynching begin again with the "THE BEIJING OLYMPIC OPENING CEREMONY: TV EVENT OF THE YEAR" (NBC). "CRUSOE" (NBC) and Susannah are reunited. So, obviously, he's eaten the wrong berries and is hallucinating. 9 p.m. Faith Ford and Cameron Daddo are rival matchmakers hoping to get "A KISS AT MIDNIGHT" (Hallmark) "THE GOLDEN COMPASS" (HBO) proves that people don't like atheism in their Narnia as much as they like having chocolate in their peanut butter. Oh, and that casting directors love talentless little blonde girls named Dakota. SUNDAY 8 p.m.-ish since CBS can't cut a post game show short. Betty White and Adam Carolla play "MILLION DOLLAR PASSWORD" (CBS). 10:30 p.m. "SUMMER HEIGHTS HIGH" (HBO) graduates/flunks for the semester. === TTTTTT ANSWER Which position in the The Brady Bunch opening "grid" asked Santa to bring Mommy's voice back for Christmas? Little Thindy, Lower Left. But the conversation doesn't end here, add your own suggestions or discuss mine on the "TV or Not TV" Google list. "The Remote Patrol" is copyright© 2008 Thomas Allen Heald and Gigantic Rear Projection, Ltd. --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Like TV only smarter. You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "TV or Not TV" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/tvornottv?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
