The Remote Patrol for Friday, February 13, 2009 by Thomas Allen Heald, long enough to reach the ground All times Eastern, for PBS programs, check local listings
TOM'S TOTALLY TWISTED TV TRIVIA THINGY "Lewis Vendredi made a deal with the devil to sell cursed antiques. But he broke the pact, and it cost him his soul. Now, his niece Micki, and her cousin Ryan have inherited the store... and with it, the curse. Now they must get everything back and the real terror begins." Name the show. A) "The Crow: Stairway to Heaven" B) "Freddy's Nightmares" C) "Friday the 13th the Series" D) "Poltergeist: The Legacy" E) "Tales from the Darkside " You may be right. I may be crazy. But it just may be the correct answer you're looking for in this space tomorrow. --- 8 p.m. Sarah Connor sees dead people on "TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES" (Fox) namely Kyle Reese, the hero in the first Möbius strip of a "Terminator" movie. A video game is secretly a way to train spies in "AARON STONE" (Disney). This also happens to be the plot of the perfectly adequate straight-to-DVD sequel of "War Games." Dating a "GHOST WHISPERER" (CBS) is easy. God knows, I've tried. 9 p.m. TELE-GEBRA "Mission Impossible" + "Buffy" + "Regarding Henry" = "DOLLHOUSE" (Fox). Send those why'd you cancel my show postcards now. That ol' black magic is darker than usual when "MONK" (USA) chases an elusive illusionist. Throws are free, commemorative T-shirts are $27 at the "ROOKIE CHALLENGE & YOUTH JAM" (TNT) 10 p.m. Lassiter's married to Justine Bateman? No wonder he's so easy to "PSYCH" (USA) out. 11:30 p.m. Bikinis pay atoll in the "SPORTS ILLUSTRATED PRETEND IT'S NOT P0RN ISSUE 2009" (TNT). --- TALK SHOW DEATHMATCH * Dave bakes with Martha Stewart and Jake Johannsen. * Jay has sweet dreams of Anne Hathaway, Kurt Warner, and Annie Lennox * Jimmy is a jackass with Johnny Knoxville. * Craig waxes nostalgically for Tom Selleck and Glen Campbell * Conan ogles Isla Fisher and the Jonas Brothers, TONIGHT'S WINNER: Just for kicks: Craig. QUESTIONABLE ANSWERS Which of the following series has won the most NAACP Image Awards: "The Arsenio Hall Show," "In Living Color," "Living Single," "Law & Order," or "Touched by an Angel"? Thanks more to Della Resse than Roma Downey -- "Touched by an Angel." --- But the conversation has just begun, add your own suggestions or discuss mine on the "TV or Not TV" Google list or at tvornottv.net. "The Remote Patrol" is copyright© 2008 Thomas Allen Heald and Gigantic Rear Projection, Ltd. --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ TV or Not TV .... Smart (TV) People on Ice! You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "TV or Not TV" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/tvornottv?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
