Category: South Africa Jokes
The first speaker, a lady from England stood and
said, “During last year’s conference, we spoke about being more assertive with
our husbands. Well, after the conference, I went home and told my husband,
Barrington, that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it
himself. After the first day, I saw nothing. The second day, I saw nothing, but
on the third day, I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb." (The crowd
cheered).
The second speaker from Russia, stood up and said:
“After last year’s conference, I went home and told my husband, Ivan, that I
would no
longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. The first day, I
saw nothing. After the second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw
that he had done not only his own washing, but mine as well." (The crowd a
gain
cheered).
The third speaker, a African lady, stood up and said:
“After last year’s conference, I went home and told that lazy husband of mine
that I was through with picking up his beer cans and washing his underwear and
that he was going to have to do them himself. (The crowd went wild with cheering
and clapping that lasted for five long minutes).
She continued: “After the first day, I never see
nothing. After a second day I never see nothing but after the third day I could
see a little bit out of my left eye.”
PEACE! I’M OUTTA OF HERE!
Aids Kills.. wrap it..
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