Woman's Personalities
Category: African American
Men take heed!
...
IF WOMEN DRINK....
Drink: Beer.
Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth.
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Cocktails or Blender drinks with umbrella.
Personality: Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ass.
Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
Drink: Mixed drinks - no umbrellas eg; Scotch and soda
Personality: Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants
Approach: If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.
Drink: Water
Personality: Pretentious and is looking for a serious relationship.
Approach: Don't
Drink: Wine - (bottled not 4 litre cask)
Personality: Conservative and classy.
Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.
Drink: Bacardi Breezer, Red Square, Archers Cooler, Smirnoff Ice, etc
Personality: Easy; thinks she is trendy
actually has absolutely no clue.
Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...and you're in.
Drink: Cape Velvet.
Personality: Annoying voice, bit of a tart.
Approach: Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub.
Drink: Shots and Slammers (Tequila, Vodka, Aftershock etc.)
Personality: Hangs around with male work pals or looking to get
drunk...and naked.
Approach: Easiest hit in the pub. Nothing to do but wait.
Category: African American
Men take heed!
...
IF WOMEN DRINK....
Drink: Beer.
Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth.
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Cocktails or Blender drinks with umbrella.
Personality: Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ass.
Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
Drink: Mixed drinks - no umbrellas eg; Scotch and soda
Personality: Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants
Approach: If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.
Drink: Water
Personality: Pretentious and is looking for a serious relationship.
Approach: Don't
Drink: Wine - (bottled not 4 litre cask)
Personality: Conservative and classy.
Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.
Drink: Bacardi Breezer, Red Square, Archers Cooler, Smirnoff Ice, etc
Personality: Easy; thinks she is trendy
actually has absolutely no clue.
Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...and you're in.
Drink: Cape Velvet.
Personality: Annoying voice, bit of a tart.
Approach: Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub.
Drink: Shots and Slammers (Tequila, Vodka, Aftershock etc.)
Personality: Hangs around with male work pals or looking to get
drunk...and naked.
Approach: Easiest hit in the pub. Nothing to do but wait.
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