I personally follow this:
Taoism: Shit happens, so flow with it. There is nothing one can do about Shit, don't fight Shit!
Confucianism: If shit has to happen, let it happen properly. Shit can be controlled up to a certain level. You better control Shit and make it happen properly.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it is not really happening to anyone. Wow, Shit is an illussion. Shit does not really exist, it's all in the mind!
Existentialism: Shit happening is absurd! Shit is really absurd!
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening? Hahahah! Shit sounds like Shit!
Rehema M.
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Owor Kipenji <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
I sent the "Shit Happens in Various Religions" to my friend John Stark, who happens to have a PhD in Religious Studies. A week later he sent me his revised version, which is pretty serious, but also pretty funny.
TAOISM: Shit Happens, so flow with it.
CONFUCIANISM: Confucius says, "If shit has to happen, let it happen properly.
BUDDHISM: If shit happens, it isn't really happening to anyone.
HINDUISM: This shit happening is you.
PROTESTANTISM: If shit happens, praise the Lord for it!
JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen just before closing the deal?
ISLAM: Shit happening is Allah's Will.
EXISTENTIALISM: Shit happening is absurd!
ZEN: What is the s ound of shit happening?
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