In the City with an MP & NAADS

Dear Prime Minister Hon. Professor Dr. Apollo Nsibambi 
         Right Hon. Vice President Professor Balibaseka Bukenya.
         Baganda MP caucus in parliament 

-       First I congratulate your honourables upon having got ebyaffe, a 
regional tier and new districts. Surely 72 Baganda MP caucus we’re a force to 
reckon with, now that our fellow Banyankole boost of three more districts minus 
obugabe.  

-       Your honourables, last time I almost laughed myself off my feet – I was 
on the third floor, I think of Bulange – the Lukiiko and guess what – the fine 
floor woodwork left behind by the colonialist, was almost stumped to thread 
like dirty piece of African wood works.

-       Exactly, the same thing I’ve seen in our great near to dirty Uganda 
parliament in Kampala city.

-       Don’t become a minister or an RDC to get bodyguards – but a ragga, R/B 
Uganda pop star - One musician super star has become a tycoon acquiring 
muscular bodyguards. He is very insecure.

-       Symptomatic!? Social science is not a science. More astrophysicists 
must be groomed.

-       I can’t imagine the suffering of our people! If you’re in a University 
environment that’s when you will know what I mean. Educations’ and society’s 
nuts and bolts  

-       We’ve grown up children here, still attached to their parents in some 
ways making student/parent struggle for education more fierce and intense.

-       First, students sell off their parents land or anything saleable, to 
get education, these are male who can’t sell their bodies, and then they get it 
half way. Afterwards they fall into debt if they can borrow from a village or 
family friend.

-       I also congratulate you for having supported the total transformation 
of Kampala to a “real” capital of Uganda, by the way has been to Wakiso town 
council, Kazo Angola, Lungujja Kosovo, Makerere Kivulu Soweto and there about?!

-       Dear Honourables, to be a student in Uganda implies not to fall sick – 
otherwise if not lucky, you’ll just wither away. Bringing me to another issue – 
do we have any form of PUBLIC HEALTHY CARE in Uganda – NO

-       Enter the parents – a promise of bonna bagaware (socialisation of 
treasures) is long over due. For they parents, most of them are currently 
trapped between being respectable parents and /or associates in education 
consumption with the wretched children.

-       From primary to higher schools, education for children simply means get 
poor and poorer and poorest. A chain reaction to a corrupted society, wo/men 
bad relationship in our times (divorce rates), children, youth delinquency and 
abandonment.  

-       I congratulate you for having supported Members of Parliament’s 
remuneration increment - this time they will work harder. 

-       Society is surely collapsing in front of our very eyes. If you do not 
get it, just imagine a relationship between a child and parents and parents’ 
desire to offer the best to a child with bear hands and NAADS. I congratulate 
you.

-       I will come to NAADS later. Clonal coffee!

-       MPs Salary at 1,416,000 plus Gratuity (30% of salary) at 424,800 a lot 
of work therefore seating allowance of 104,000, subsistence allowance 3,210,000 
a monthly constituency allowance at 500,000 average mileage travel allowance 
1,521,320 and medical allowances 2,400,000. if you can’t beat them then join 
them!

-       Constituency Development fund announced recently stands at 10 million 
plus increased allowance per seating of 46,000 bringing it to 150,000 a piece.

-       A man was about to marry his sweetheart but on a day before the D-day 
financial planning went terribly wrong – he hanged himself, leaving behind 
terribly grieving relatives and would be wife. Fate 

-       The newly elected MP of Mbarara pronounced himself on the wave of 
murder that has gripped the district. Police has also been left wondering what 
the matter can be.

-       Teacher’s salary stands at a handsome 140,000 plus an increment of 
10,000 made recently.

-       I congratulate you for having helped the teachers with 10,000 – indeed 
they deserve nothing. 

-       Uganda is now among the world-alcoholised nation – drinking is NO 
LONGER A SOCIAL activity but a symptom of other deeper problems yet Unknown or 
known to Hon Members of parliament. (ALCOHOL – ANOTHER TRAP FOR AFRICA Vanna 
Beckman)

-       I congratulate the Baganda parliament caucus for have deliberated so 
intensively over the matter – obuganda buladde (buganda at peace)! Ebyaffe

-       Medical workers salary now stands at 534,675 – 652,070 if you read 
enough – that is!

-       &Kampala City Council is to get 20 new toilets, the so called Ecosan to 
separate urine from faeces and a certain firm has been contracted to do the 
job- by none other than our esteemed KCC

-       The secretary to the Treasurer BOU says NV Friday July, 22 2005 “ he 
regrets his decision to support the decentralisation policy, I was a stupid 
believer that if we published in Newspapers the decentralised resources 
remitted to the districts the civil society would demand accountability    and 
so on………..”. Laughter & Federo 

-       Policewo/men’s salary stands at between at a cool 167,730 – 170,730. 
Most of them are actually skin thin like reeds – diet and fat diseases. 

-       I’ll become an MP to die rich.

AGRICULTURE – PIGLETS HERE AND THERE

1.      Two years ago a woman councillor in Luwero confided into me that 
National Agricultural Advisory Services (NAADS) and hybrid crops is a total 
failure and therefore the entire project is only a retention of poverty – I 
refused to agree with her.

2.      Today, I do, after a thorough investigation.  Government should know 
this.

3.      Clonal/ed Coffee! The peasant – Friesian (hybrid) cattle in Mbarara.

4.      Conservation Biology – Uganda has indigenous plants and animals, 
however these might be history given to the propensity by which new plants and 
crops are introduced, succeed and fail. 

5.      A poor person, the peasants, cannot by marginal means manage hybrid 
crops and animals – they have genetic material foreign to our environmental 
conditions, necessitating high drug, pesticide and herbicide input.  

6.      Secondly soil fertility must be guaranteed, through constant synthetic 
fertilisers, for high crop production rates, the first crop might succeed but a 
second fails there and then attacked by bacteria (wilt), worms, and pests you 
name it, in regard to animals.

7.      In the same vein a peasant spends all her/his earning, as an end result 
is left absolutely poor.

8.      Hybrid crop and high produce crops implying production output is so 
high in a primarily low consumption country- hence most of the produce go to 
waste or fetch a low prices.

9.      Flower and fish export is booming – thank heavens peasants at long last 
are saved. 

Urban plan and change appearance. 

Bwanika



Bwanika 
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