Thanks for the good medicine, laughter! You really want Engineers and Lawyers in hell? For now, I will just go on laughing because you implied that only male engineers and lawyers are the ones headed for hell. Just keep the jokes coming. Have an enjoyable new week, producing more jokes! Assumpta Mary Kintu
---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: edward pojim <epo...@yahoo.com> Date: Mon, May 17, 2010 at 1:22 PM *Subject: The Engineer* To: ugandans-at-he...@googlegroups.com Kipenji; Well, a lawyer also died and, apparently as expected, went to hell. However, the place was so full that they had put him in a waiting room for a few days as they prepared his room. During the wait, he was wined and dined as he was used to on earth. When his room was ready, our learned friend was called in, to a fire-filled chamber. To which he protested, "What's going on here? Out there, you treated me like I was used to? Satan responded, "Out there, you were a customer. Now, you're a client!" From: Owor Kipenji <kipenji5...@yahoo.co.uk> *Subject: {UAH}: The Engineer* To: ugandans-at-he...@googlegroups.com, uganda...@yahoogroups.com Date: Monday, May 17, 2010, 8:14 AM The Engineer An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?" Hmmm! So both Lawyers and Engineers are hell bound???? Kipenji
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