Thanks for the good medicine, laughter! You really want Engineers and
Lawyers in
hell? For now, I will just go on laughing because you implied that only
male engineers and lawyers are the ones headed for hell. Just keep the jokes
coming.
Have an enjoyable new week, producing more jokes!
Assumpta Mary Kintu
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From: edward pojim <epo...@yahoo.com>
Date: Mon, May 17, 2010 at 1:22 PM
*Subject: The Engineer*
To: ugandans-at-he...@googlegroups.com
Kipenji;
Well, a lawyer also died and, apparently as expected, went to hell. However,
the place was so full that they had put him in a waiting room for a few days
as they prepared his room.
During the wait, he was wined and dined as he was used to on earth. When his
room was ready, our learned friend was called in, to a fire-filled chamber.
To which he protested, "What's going on here? Out there, you treated me like
I was used to?
Satan responded, "Out there, you were a customer. Now, you're a client!"
From: Owor Kipenji <kipenji5...@yahoo.co.uk>
*Subject: {UAH}: The Engineer*
To: ugandans-at-he...@googlegroups.com, uganda...@yahoogroups.com
Date: Monday, May 17, 2010, 8:14 AM
The Engineer
An engineer dies and reports to hell.
Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in
hell, and starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and
escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So,
how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and
flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is
going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should
never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping
him."
God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are you
going to get a lawyer?"
Hmmm!
So both Lawyers and Engineers are hell bound????
Kipenji
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