Al:
If you can provide me with information on
your bank account(s) (bank name, branch address and phone number,
account and routing number), I can assist you in having the funds
wired transferred directly into your account(s). Now that you are on
easy-street, you shouldn't have to bother yourself with these mundane details.
Jonathan A. Cass -----Original Message----- From:
[EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]On
Behalf Of [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2004 3:30
PM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: [UC] Read it and
weep!
To everyone in the neighborhood who figured I was just some ne'er-do-well
riff-raff member of the "element" (the kind that frequent local bowling
alleys, video arcades, pool halls, and slot parlors), read this and weep. It
just came via email. And I ain't giving none of it to, well, you know who I
ain't giving none of it to.
Does anyone know if the Sultan of Brunei or Michael Dell come to bring
the dough personally, or if they just mail me a money order? And, if
they come, do I have to put clean sheets on the pull-out?
Al Krigman (you
knew him when)
PS: I would send this to the "announce-only" list but I figure everyone
will want to start making believe they are my friends now that "four
MILLION DOLLARS" is on its way.
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SWISS LOTTO GESELLSCHAFT SCHWEIZER
ZAHLENLOTTO POSTFACH 4002 BASEL REF NUMBER: CSL/74/368/04 BATCH
NUMBER: CS-121-LT-8-12-04
DEAR SIR/MADAM, We are pleased to inform
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2004. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 63538953216-435 with
serial number 172-488 drew lucky numbers 1 - 8 - 13 - 15 - 20 - 22 + 45
which consequently won in the 2nd category. you have therefore been
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VINCENT (LOTTERY COORDINATOR)
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