All is well in the world again.

In a message dated 1/12/05 8:29:30 PM, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:


Thanks, Mel, for that more accurate recap of the UC List history which in a more scintillating fashion records your seminal role in the creation of this cantankerous neighborhood institution.

Actually, however, while the list undergoes a continual purging process of the more refined old ladies, who constantly threaten to cancel their subscriptions due to the SHOCKING content purveyed herein, UC List today registered a glorious high of 299 subscribers, a sort of orgasmic peak in recorded history. So remember that one lady`s tasteless crap is frequently another man`s ineffably refined vichysoisse.

Someday, if I am begged sufficiently, I shall recount the uncensored TRUE saga of the genesis of UC List. Warning -- not for cute, pink virginal ears, involving as it does the sordid details of how Melani, Jeff and I, while blissfully inhaling hashish in my luxurious backyard twenty-foot clawfoot hot tub, originated in a brainstorm the concept of an electronic chat list which would bring neighbors closer, develop community spirit, raise real estate prices, and aid in the totally awesome mindblowing sex lives which our neighbors in the hood enjoy today.

--
Ross Bender
http://rosslynnbender.org/nikki.html


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