Re: [UC] Kicked out of The Bridge

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Yeah, yeah, yeah tell it to the Jesuits. God if I had a dollar for everybody who claims to have talked to God personally for 20 minutes I'd be a rich man. I remember once at the White House prayer breakfast we were finishing up the margaritas and grapefruit and George got this sneaky smirk on his face and whipped out the crack pipe and before I knew it everybody -- Falwell, Robertson, Franky Graham -- we were all down on our knees and George was praying in this high weird voice Lord we beseech thee, in thy mercy, send down thy holy hand grenade. Then he wanted to know if I could hear the voice of the Lord and wanted me to ask God if we should bomb Falluja again. Needless to say it was the last time I went to the White House prayer breakfast. Other thing that made me uncomfortable was that he kept calling me "Padre". Uh, George, I told him, you don't have to call me Father, I'm an Anabaptist.   Ross Bender http://rosslynnbender.org/stealth.html     In a message dated 2/23/2005 10:47:33 AM Eastern Standard Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: Hey, the upside of that episode is that I met and spoke with God for about 20 min. He's a cool dude, and he personally assured me that 'there would be bowling in West Philly within three years' which is why I stuck around. He also says that he never meant for the Nuns to start wearing wedding banns on his account. --On February 23, 2005 10:13:19 AM -0500 Kyle Cassidy <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > you had given him experimental doses of > crystal methamphetimines and he was shaking like a plate of jello on a > buckboard wagon being driven across a frozen, furrowed field. normally, -andy di l l e  r God Abides