How bout putting a silly smile face on the trash can and
make the fools feel stupid..
-Mark
-----Original Message-----
From: Mario Giorno <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Apr 8, 2005 7:00 PM
To: Susan Jacobson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Cc: "J. Matthew Wolfe" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, UnivCity@list.purple.com
Subject: Re: [UC] My jerk neighbors
Kyle,
For the love of God, man, just keep them in the back yard or in
the garage until trash day. If they get stolen on trash day, I don't
know what to tell you. Keep putting your address on them. At least if
they're dumb enough to steal garbage buckets or cans, they'll have to
wait til trash day and suffer your address. You could also not leave
them out at all and just toss the garbage/trash bags on the sidewalk.
That's what I do. The only container that I put out is my blue
recycling container. It hasn't been stolen yet; knock on wood.
Mario ;-P
On Apr 8, 2005 5:46 PM, Susan Jacobson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Scrunch the Cat could use a new litterbox.
> Ya got a trash can that could double as a poo receptacle?
>
>
> ---- Original message ----
> >Date: Fri, 08 Apr 2005 17:26:38 -0400
> >From: "J. Matthew Wolfe" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >Subject: RE: [UC] My jerk neighbors
> >To: "'Tancredi, Sue M.'" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, "'Kyle Cassidy'"
> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, <UnivCity@list.purple.com>
> >
> >Dear Neighbors:
> >
> >There seems to be a big problem in our neighborhood regarding trash cans
> >being stolen. In an effort to assist my neighbors, I am announcing that I
> >am starting a business venture in selling used trash cans in our
> >neighborhood.
> >
> >No longer will you have to drive all the way to Home Depot or other
> >establishments and waste your money no new trash cans.
> >
> >I have accumulated a large and diverse supply of used ones, some of which
> >already have addresses written on them. If you are lucky enough to have an
> >address that is in our current inventory, we can also save you the time and
> >trouble of personalizing your own. I also offer a discount on used trash
> >cans that are emblazoned with an address other than yours.
> >
> >If we do not have the sort of trash can you are looking for, it does not
> >normally take more than a few days to add one to our inventory that conforms
> >to your specific needs.
> >
> >I am looking forward to working with you to help make our neighborhood a
> >cleaner, neater place.
> >
> >Sincerely,
> >
> >Matt
> >
> >-----Original Message-----
> >From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Tancredi, Sue M.
> >Sent: Friday, April 08, 2005 4:11 PM
> >To: Kyle Cassidy; UnivCity@list.purple.com
> >Subject: RE: [UC] My jerk neighbors
> >
> >
> >we have trash cans (with our address all over them) stolen ALL THE TIME! my
> >husband keeps buying these smaller trash cans for his shop, and they get
> >stolen as soon as he puts them out. in fact, two weeks ago, someone dumped
> >the trash out of the small one and stole it. and it had only been sitting
> >outside a few hours. those small ones are hot. and then, after that they
> >took the garbage, on the same day, someone stole the big ones.
> >we are moving to VT and my husband says he can't wait to see the reaction
> >when he tells people there that our garbage cans were constantly stolen in
> >philly. i hated guillanni, but this is what he meant when he talked about
> >all those small quality of life crimes that adversely impact life in the
> >city.
> >
> >-----Original Message-----
> >From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Kyle Cassidy
> >Sent: Friday, April 08, 2005 3:50 PM
> >To: UnivCity@list.purple.com
> >Subject: [UC] My jerk neighbors
> >
> >
> >
> >So ... You may remember that last month someone swiped the last of my trash
> >cans -- emblazoned with my address. It had been taken a couple times before
> >and I'd always found it in front of some neighbors house, stuffed with trash
> >six days before trash day, but last month it seems to have gone far enough
> >from home it couldn't find it's way back. Anyway, I went down to home depot
> >and got two more. I was keeping these inside until trash day but the smell
> >and the inconvenience, you know ... Anyway, I left them out by the side of
> >the house on Tuesday and sure enough, one of them's was carted off last
> >night.
> >
> >Am I the only one this happens to??????
> >
> >Foolishly, I hadn't had time to paint my address on these. So I guess you
> >could try and say it was my own fault.
> >
> >Gah.
> >
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