Sharon, did you know your husband is out on the loose again, yammering about Charles Bronson and ass whipping? Would you please come out with the leather handcuffs and restrain him again? Or the whips and boots -- whatever it takes to keep him happy and away from the computer. Thanks.
Ross Bender
In a message dated 4/18/2005 9:43:17 PM Eastern Standard Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
You can also sit on your back porch with a shotgun full of rock salt and
when they come 'round - use some good ole fashioned Pavlovian training.
I worked for me back in high school - I've never gone cow tipping ever
again.
Don't listen to all these sappy turn-the-cheekers, pseudo-hippies or
washed up old beatniks. A good ass whipping goes a long way with a child
that has gone astray. If someone threw a broken bottle at me - I don't
care how old they are - they'd think twice about ever doing it again to
anyone. If you don't think you have it in you then just go rent (or buy
if you need the conditioning effect of more than one viewing) the whole
Charles Bronson (RIP) Death Wish series (I - V) - it's just what the
doctor ordered.
At the very least invest in a cheap motion activated camera, catch the
culprits on video and get the police involved.
I am more of a fan of the CBDW approach though...
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