On 5/26/07, Kyle Cassidy <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
sweet barking cheese! Ross, get out to the park and buy something that'll counteract the amyl -- you can't take one right after another like this, it's sheer madness! These are high-potency test-drugs, meant for lethargic elephants and gray whales and only brought into the west philly market by bankrupt vet students, driven to this sadistic crime by high rents and gentrification. If you keep this up, you're going to come apart like a rocket car with a loose fender on the Bonniville salt flats at mach 2! -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] on behalf of Ross Bender Oh stuff it, Melani. Who do you think you are, the Princess Barbarina? When we want your opinion we'll ask for it.
What park, Cassidy?? I trust you don't mean our lovely local Clark Park, in University City? They don't sell stuff there anymore, remember? Not even allergy remedies. Not since Judy Judy bobudy bonanabana Budy fee fie fo Fudy Judy Rodin rode in on her Market Forces and cleaned the place up. Although if a remnant of the old bad days of whores and drug vendors still exists in some secret corner, just say the word. You're right - I need something to slow me down -- I've been imbibing Shirley Temples all morning AND NOTHING HAPPENS. What's that? Under the turtle? Gotcha. Thanks, dude. And as I was saying, who was YOUR favorite actor/actress in THE GREEN BIRD last night? Speaking from the heart, my feeling is that what that little revue need is more WOMEN, dressed as such, and fewer men dressed up as women, if you take my meaning. -- Ross Bender http://rossbender.org
