Tony,
Jackie, the one-eyed wonder dog, will be asleep anytime after 11pm.
I will leave a ladder outside my unlocked, southern-most side window in order for you to test your theory regarding the relative merits of viciousness verses noisiness.
-Lew


From: Anthony West <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Reply-To: Anthony West <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: UnivCity listserv <UnivCity@list.purple.com>
Subject: Re: [UC] another window break-in
Date: Sun, 23 Sep 2007 13:22:01 -0400

I know what you're talking about, Lew. I also know what "heaven" means, more or less, but I'm not persuaded anybody has a simple, surefire method for finding it.

Viciousness is a useless attribute for watchdogs. Their power lies in noisiness, keen hearing and light sleeping. A good watchdog is right up there with good window bars, except your bars may not drive your neighbors crazy all day while you're away.

I worry about fire safety too, Liz. I figure, if the fire's in the front, leave by the rear door, and vice versa. Not perfect, perhaps, but what is?

-- Tony West


I have (perhaps naively) felt protected by my vicious dogs, and I didn't like the look or feel of the outside bars, so I removed the metal bars from my window. I offered them to Cassidy a few years ago when he was getting scarred by the seemingly endless cycle of crime that hovered around his crib, but he never followed up and since he deserted the UCLipServ, I'm retracting my offer to him and you are welcome to them them if you are considering going this route. I want to find a source for the style of security bars that mounts on the inside and has a locking system that is simple for the occupant to open in the case of a fire but impossible for a thief to operate from the outside.
Anybody know what I'm taking bout?
-Lew


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