Karl Rove will be having an evening at Penn tomorrow. From what I understand, President Amy G. needs a quick tutorial on the evils of deliberative democracy.
Afterwards rumor has it; Penn Praxis will give, "the architect," the new Penn humanitarian award. In his speech, he is expected to thrill the good folks of the UC District when he announces the multi-billion dollar contract for Blackwater International to clean up dissent in West Philadelphia. Unfortunately, no upscale Inn is ready to entertain this holy and wonderful humanitarian. Penn Real Estate and Blackwater spokespeople have emphatically declared that such an "unfortunate situation" will never occur again. An anonymous good consumer PS: Don't shoot, I love Karl!
