Having been on the Nogoodnik list since the end of the Vietnam war, I always thought our stasi agencies would drone me or toss me in a cell with Chelsea Manning. But those of you who have seen the map of military bases surrounding Russia and China were probably expecting the mushroom cloud.

As we prepare for war with Russia, here is Bert the Turtle to make you feel cleaner and safer. Duck and Cover!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKqXu-5jw60
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