On 2018-04-01 05:30 PM, Ken Gaillot wrote: > In honor of the recent 10th anniversary of the first public release of > Pacemaker, ClusterLabs is proud to announce its first video karaoke > contest! > > To participate, simply record video of yourself singing karaoke to this > tune: > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7TADGV2fLI > > using these lyrics: > > Sometimes it's hard to be a sysop > Running all your jobs on just one host. > You'll have bad times > And it'll have downtimes, > Doin' things that you don't understand. > But if you need it, you'll cluster it, > even though logs are hard to understand. > And if you built it, Oh be proud of it, > 'Cause after all it's just a node. > Standby your node, > Because you want to upgrade > And watch your resource migrate. > Five nines are bold and lovely. > Standby your node, > And serve the world your resource. > Keep serving all the things you can. > Standby your node. > Standby your node, > And show the world your uptime. > Keep serving all the things you can. > Standby your node. > > Users list members will vote on all submissions, and the winner will > receive a COMPLETE SET of all available ClusterLabs swag!*
Ah crap, I'm already sobering up... Probably for the best; No known HA cluster would survive my singing. -- Digimer Papers and Projects: https://alteeve.com/w/ "I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould _______________________________________________ Users mailing list: Users@clusterlabs.org https://lists.clusterlabs.org/mailman/listinfo/users Project Home: http://www.clusterlabs.org Getting started: http://www.clusterlabs.org/doc/Cluster_from_Scratch.pdf Bugs: http://bugs.clusterlabs.org