Metric Honey Bun Here¹s South Pacific¹s saucy song ³Honey Bun² in a metric version. My doll is as dainty as a sparrow, Her figure is somethin' to applaud. Where she's narrow she's as narrow an arrow, And she's broad where a broad should be broad. Just fifty-one kilos of fun, That's my little honey bun! Get a load of honey bun tonight. I'm speakin' of my Sweetie Pie, Just one metre fifty-five, Ev'ry millimetre¹s dynamite! Her hair is blond and curly, Her curls are hurly-burly. Her lips are pips! I call her hips 'Twirly' and 'Whirly.' She's my baby, I'm her pap! I'm her booby, she's my trap! I am caught and I don't wanna run, 'Cause I'm havin' so much fun with honey bun! I am caught and I don't wanna run, 'Cause I'm havin' so much fun with honey bun! Believe me sonny! She a cookie who can cook you 'till you're done, Ain't bein' funny! Sonny, put your money on my honey bun! So what has been gained and lost in the transformation? Well, Sweetie-Pie has been beefed up a little. Her body mass Index has risen from a scrawny 19.7 to a better-rounded 21.2. With that little extra padding she really can be broad where a broad should be broad. However, she¹s still acceptably slim. Also, at 1.55m, she¹s also 24mm taller than she was. However, she¹s still on the petite side, as the average 20 year old woman stands at about 1.64m. The biggest transformation in the song is to change the inches packed with dynamite to millimetres. So Honey Bun packs an even bigger punch!
I hope you enjoy it. Best wishes, Michael Glass The original lyrics can be found at http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/southpacific/honeybun.htm
