As a long time friend of Evan McNabb, I want to publically voice my
willingness to be his right-hand crony. Evan is right, what the UUG needs is
someone who cares (about himself), someone you can trust (to do the selfish
thing), someone named Evan (need we say more?). Through our militant might,
we can subjugate all Micro$oft Minions, annihilate Novell, and crack SCO
skulls! His experiences leading rebel forces in Peru, the Philippines, and
Cashmere make him BYU's expert at persuading bureaucracies to change. Evan is
a leader for our day, and he has my vote.
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Any resemblances of reality to the fictional event(s) just recounted are
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On Thursday 13 March 2003 22:20, Evan McNabb wrote:
> > President/Vice-President:
> > Evan McNabb
>
> Hello, my name is Evan McNabb. I see that I'm a candidate for this upcoming
> election. If I were president I would reign with terror and an iron fist. I
> know you are all going to vote for me, so I might as well explain the tip
> of the iceburg of changes that I will make in the group.
>
> First, the UUG will become a for profit organization. Mailing list fees
> will start out at a low $10 per month per member. Who said tech support is
> free? The list will be open and otherwise free except for the following
> situations:
>
> $3 - post a question
> $6 - post a question with html tags
> $9 - post a question with html tags and an Outlook header
> $.50 - post a reply
> $4 - post a bottom-up reply without deleting some text from previous
> messages $7 - post a reply complaining about the person who didn't delete
> text from previous messages $10 - say postive things about Microsoft/SCO
> $5 - forget to say a postive thing about Gentoo
> $15 - forget to remind the group that I am the President and that I have
> the one ring to rule them all
>
> All collected fees will go to Sir Evan Nelson McNabb I, who will use these
> funds to solve the problem of "who will pay for the CD's we hand out at the
> installfests?". All other money will be used for the "Evan McNabb Fund For
> Starving Students Named Evan McNabb".
>
> Any questions? Remember to vote for someone who cares, someone you can
> trust, someone named Evan.
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