If you vote for me for president I will do one or more of the following:
- find the cure for cancer
- create world peace
- get rid of the Miss America pagent
- unite DevHood, the ACM, and the UUG
- buy pizza for the whole club
- fork the linux kernel and rename it evix (not to be confused with the word evil)
- be your president
- give out RedHat isos to everyone via FTP
- get the club out of BYUSA
- cut the UUG e-mail list tax by %50 for those who recognize me as the true dictator
- make several other rings:
Three rings for the BSD-Kings under the sky,
Seven for the Gentoo-Lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for EMACS Men doomed to die.
One for <cut>the Dark Lord</cut> Evan on his <cut>dark</cut> throne
In the Land of <cut>Mordor</cut> Provo where the <cut>Shadows</cut> sunshine lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of <cut>Mordor</cut> Provo where the <cut>Shadows</cut> sunshine lie.
Remember, vote for someone you know, someone you trust, vote for Sauron^H^H^H^H^H^H
Evan.
-Evan
P.S.
Disclaimer: Evan reserves the right to choose which promise(s) he decides to actually
follow...
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