On Fri, 2003-05-30 at 00:01, Arthur Moore wrote:
> http://humorix.org/articles/may03/sco.shtml
> 
> this is pretty funny.

The best part:

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Then, in a stroke of great timing, Caldera went public the week after
the Nasdaq bubble started to burst. In spite of this, they managed to
double their share price (although they didn't get the 700% launch that
previous Linux IPOs enjoyed). So with a pile of cash, and a
way-overvalued stock, Caldera decided to look for a decent company with
synergy to acquire. They found SCO instead, as the good ones were
already taken. SCO sold operating systems for the PC and had almost no
marketshare and had bought a dead-end product from Novell (Unixware).
Meanwhile, Caldera sold operating systems for the PC and had almost no
marketshare and bought a dead-end product from Novell (DR-DOS). So at
least there was synergy.

In an attempt to further alienate their customer base, Caldera announced
that future releases of OpenLinux would actually contain the SCO kernel,
because Unix-like kernels are a basic commodity. "This would be like
Butterball buying Hormel, and announcing that Spam would now be the
official main entree of Thanksgiving dinner," said Dr. Jacob Jacobson,
professor of Information Technology Analogies at MIT. 

When Caldera discovered that its OpenServer line outsold its Linux line
3-2 (no, that's not a ratio, those are actual sales figures), they
changed their name back to SCO.

This brings us to the current situation. After the company's
unsuccessful "We're a player, dammit!" campaign caused 10% of their
customer base to flee, SCO decided to resort to that time-honored
American business tradition, litigation. After all, they had already
taken on Microsoft, so they figured they could take on IBM. They sent
IBM a letter oozing with legalese that said, "All your AIX are belong to
us." After IBM blatantly ignored them, they've decided to take on the
entity that actually cost them all of their lost revenue: the customers
who failed to buy or even notice SCO/Caldera products, but instead
bought a competing Linux product.
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Go read it, you know you want to.

-- 
Stuart Jansen <[EMAIL PROTECTED], AIM:StuartMJansen>

When in doubt, use brute force. -- Ken Thompson, co-creator of Unix

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