and a few more Matrix quotes (slightly modified) that relate to BYU
marriage . . .

"As soon as you step outside the Wilk, you'll start feeling better.
You'll remember you don't believe in any of this marriage crap. You are
in control of your own life, remember? Here, take a cookie. I promise by
the time you finishing eating it, you'll feel right as rain."

"I'd like to share a revelation that I've had, during my time at the Y.
Zoobies aren't truly mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively
develops a natural equilibrium with its surroundings. You Zoobies do
not. You get married and you multiply and multiply until all natural
resources are consumed."

"I hate this marriage. This zoo. This prison, this reality, whatever you
want to call it. I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there
is such a thing"

"Do not try and bend the wife's will, that's impossible. Instead only
try and realize the truth: You have no more freedom. Then you'll see
that it's not the wife's will that bends, only yourself."

Dave :)

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