I would've believed it if he hadn't called you 'esteemed'. :)

On Tuesday 01 March 2005 11:13 pm, Andrew McNabb wrote:
> OK.  I'm really confused now.  Is he for real?
>
>
> ----- Forwarded message from Stephen Kearney <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> -----
>
> Subject: Re: UUG Site Suggestion Box
> Date: Tue, 1 Mar 2005 20:18:05 -0800
>
> Esteemed Mr. McNabb,
>
> First let me thank you for your gentle sarcasm and apologise for sending
> references to a windows program to your Unix(/Linux) Users Group.  My
> modem is only working at 24Kbs and I paused for a minute, but after the
> page had loaded I thought 'what the hdll'.
> I have been asked by a Linux user for the equivalent of a keytweak
> program. I tried to get the interest of a couple of Linux groups and got
> precisely zero replys.  I know that what I wrote to you was tacky, but
> ETNI IS a better keyboard for the dexterously challenged.
> I started last week by emailing newspapers.  Close to half came back
> undeliverable.  So far I have gotten no human replys.  My only reply from
> emails to suggestion boxes, aside from yours, was from the University of
> British Columbia.  I was advised by Melissa, who is also Dvorak/qwerty
> bi-keyboardal, to use the options already installed in windows.  She
> seemed unaware that etni is not an option.
> From your site it seems that your love/hate relationship with Unix/Linux
> could be summerized with a paraphrase of Winston Churchill: "It's the
> worst operating system in the world except for all the rest".  For me it
> is unobtainable love form afar.  How do I love thee, let me count the
> ways, 001, 010, 011.  It is only in the aspect of how do I interface that
> I have any hope of making a meager contribution.
> My observation is that putting etni on the home keys more than doubles
> the amount of text typed from them.  I humbly request that you pass on
> this observation.  That about sums up my suggestion.  Oh, and maybe in
> addition to your T-shirts, you could make some laptop stickers that say
> "My other keyboard is a Dvorak".
>
> Thank you for takeing the time to compose such an eloquent, beautiful and
> eamj witty reply,
>
> Sfdphdj
>
> ----- End forwarded message -----

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