Michael Moore wrote:
OMG(osh)
My sides!!! When are the Presidental candidates gonna make my sides split?
Ash
I think your all missing the point. The duty of a webmaster is clearly to master the web! I believe I am the only one qualified to do so.
/me dons his heavy accent and sings:
"Master of the web
Quick to catch yer eye
Never wants a web-surfer
To surf him by"
I hope we don't have to listen to that every time we visit the UUG page! It's very, VERY obvious how to settle who is the master of the web! GOOGLEFIGHT!!!
Googlefight, Michael Moore vs. Von Fugal ----> http://tinyurl.com/58t85 Googlefight, Michael Moore vs. Adam Findley ----> http://tinyurl.com/4ozho Googlefight, Adam Findley vs. Von Fugal ----> http://tinyurl.com/4ozho
All fights were fair, with both names being placed in quotes. I'll let you check the results yourself, but frankly, both of the other competitors pretty much get their trash kicked.
Allow me to reiterate my platform and tell you of the great mastering I
offer your web!
* RSS/Atom Feeds - we have one, but it needs some work. I offer feeds
for screenshots, events, meetings, and even polls!
* Favicon - I will put _your_ favorite icon in the favicon even if it's
not my favorite[1]. It's only right.
* I will master your web through the wee hours of the night _and_ I
won't call you then. The best of both worlds!
* Easy to create/edit themes - no more wondering what the UUG site would
look like with a gazillion xbills repeated in the background many
times over and a The Cheat[2] hanging off the announcements; you can do
it yourself!
But of course! These are such basic and obvious additions that I believe both Adam and I had ASSUMED that they would be added!
* Many more web masterings I have yet to disclose!Ah, so you ran out of ideas?
In these times of great confusion, how is one to remember which
candidate will use an unadulterated editor to master your web? That's
easy; think VIm, then think Von
Vote Von for webmaster!
Or just think "Michael Moore will be the greatest webmaster ever!" then vote for me. It's really the right thing to do.
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