I was being sarcastic. On Fri, 2005-04-01 at 12:45 -0700, Ashley Oviatt wrote: > Gabriel Gunderson wrote: > > >I agree with what was just said. > > > >On Fri, 2005-04-01 at 09:35 -0700, Ross Werner wrote: > > > > > >>On Fri, 1 Apr 2005, Alex Esplin wrote: > >> > >> > >>>On Apr 1, 2005 8:03 AM, Michael Moore <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > >>> > >>> > >>>>That Adam, always such a joker.... > >>>> > >>>>I hope everyone realizes that his claims are all an April Fools joke! > >>>>I will surely debunk all these lies he has told you. Please read on. > >>>> > >>>>LIE NUMBER ONE) > >>>> > >>>> > >>>>>On Apr 1, 2005 2:56 AM, > >>>>> > >>>>> > >>>>Do you really want to elect an official who does his politicing at > >>>>2:56 AM? If he has questions about what to do on the website (and he > >>>>will!, he doesn't know everything!), do you know who he's going to > >>>>call at 2:56 AM ? -- YOU! > >>>> > >>>>FACT) > >>>> > >>>>Vote for Michael Moore for webmaster. I promise, I will never call you > >>>>at 2:56 with silly questions about how to write HTML. > >>>> > >>>>LIE NUMBER TWO) > >>>> > >>>>Adam Findley <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >>>> > >>>>A man who lies in his e-mail address cannot be trusted. DR Findley? > >>>>Since when is he a doctor? The last e-mail I got from someone who lied > >>>>like that was trying to get me to send my money to Nigeria (Which I > >>>>did not do!). ADAM FINDLEY WILL STEAL YOUR MONEY AND MOVE TO NIGERIA! > >>>> > >>>>FACT) I won't steal all your money. I can't promise the same for Adam. > >>>> > >>>>LIE NUMBER THREE) > >>>> > >>>> > >>>>>believe it's time to go back and consider what makes a good webmaster: > >>>>> > >>>>> > >>>>Adam does not want YOU to consider what makes a good webmaster. That > >>>>is why he has provided a list of things for you to think about. What > >>>>he meant was "think like I tell you". > >>>> > >>>>FACT) ADAM WANTS TO CONTROLL YOUR MIND! > >>>> > >>>>LIE NUMBER FOUR) > >>>> > >>>> > >>>>>* Slanders his opponents well > >>>>> > >>>>> > >>>>FACT) That stinking rat has not slandered anyone well. > >>>> > >>>>LIE NUMBER FIVE) > >>>> > >>>> > >>>>>* Is considered a Unix Luminary > >>>>> > >>>>> > >>>> > * Has every They Might Be Giants song memorized > >>>> > * Knows the proper usage of 'foo', 'bar' and 'baz' > >>>> > >>>>ADAM THINK KNOWING TMBG, FOO, BAR, and BAZ MAKES HIM A UNIX LUMINARY. > >>>>This is obviously a lie. One cannot be a luminary merely by knowing > >>>>all of single band's songs, and knowing how to use some slang. > >>>> > >>>>FACT) Only his Windows using friends think he's a Unix Luminary. They > >>>>also think you should vote for me. > >>>> > >>>>LIE NUMBER SIX) > >>>> > >>>> > >>>>>Ok well, let's be honest those things don't matter at all. It's all > >>>>>about the skillz, and I'm out to show you I've got them. I have been > >>>>>developing since '97, in various languages such as ASP, PHP, (minimal) > >>>>>Perl, HTML, and CSS. > >>>>> > >>>>> > >>>>FACT) Roumer has it that his only experience with webpages involves > >>>>the WSYIWYG editor on geocities! > >>>> > >>>>LIE NUMBER SEVEN) > >>>> > >>>> > >>>>>I code completely by hand in a text editor, > >>>>> > >>>>> > >>>>FACT) Notepad.exe is not a text editor. > >>>>FACT2) I use VIM, which is a _real_ editor. > >>>> > >>>>LIE NUMBER EIGHT) > >>>> > >>>> > >>>>>I could still code circles around you if I was forced to use something > >>>>>as awful as FrontPage '97 > >>>>> > >>>>> > >>>>FACT) We can see here how Adam is testing the water, to see how the > >>>>use of his prefered "Development Platform" will be recieved. Adam > >>>>wishes to make the Microsoft suite a vital part of the UUG. He claims > >>>>that MS ACCESS will give us better control over the back end, and that > >>>>all pages should be done in MS Word, then exported to HTML! > >>>> > >>>>LIE NUMBER NINE) > >>>> > >>>> > >>>>>Currently working on the schoolspider.com project... > >>>>> > >>>>> > >>>>FACT) We can see how much Adam loves BYU by how high it is ranked on > >>>>his page. What's that? You can't find it? He left it off?....such > >>>>ommissions are sure to trickle over to our very own UUG website if > >>>>Adam is made webmaster! Can you imagine a uug site with no mention of > >>>>BYU? Adam can. > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>>>Ideas for website: > >>>>>* fav icon of course (already said I know) > >>>>>* restructure to make more sense > >>>>>* some decent themes (also already said) > >>>>>* a place to put all your config files to show off your skillz > >>>>>* updated polls! > >>>>>* work hard with presenters to get their stuff posted! (like some of > >>>>>recipes) > >>>>>* Lots of other features as I work through the code and make sense of it > >>>>> > >>>>> > >>>>Of course, these are all fine ideas, but you will see a starteling > >>>>omission! ADAM DOESNT WANT TO KEEP THE WEBSITE UP TO DATE! Sure > >>>>turning the UUG site into a recipie and file sharing haven might seem > >>>>like a good idea now, but if you reconsider, I think you will realize > >>>>that what it really needs is some updated content. > >>>> > >>>>As webmaster, I'll be sure to get things up to date, and keep them > >>>>that way. Presenters notes will have a special page, along with a > >>>>place to comment on them, Polls will be not only updated once, but > >>>>updated regularly. > >>>> > >>>>And I'll always be there to help when you need it. Unless it's Adam > >>>>calling at 2:56 AM. Then I'll just ignore him. > >>>> > >>>>LIE NUMBER TEN) > >>>> > >>>> > >>>>>Vote for Adam > >>>>> > >>>>> > >>>>FACT) Vote for Michael Moore for webmaster, and your browsing > >>>>experience won't turn into a Notepad made, MS Access driven, BYU-less > >>>>recepie sharing center! > >>>>-- > >>>>Michael Moore <-- Vote for me for webmaster! > >>>>------------------------------- > >>>>www.stuporglue.com > >>>> > >>>> > >>>>>The opinions expressed in this message are the responsibility of their > >>>>>author. They are not endorsed by BYU, the BYU CS Department or BYU-UUG. > >>>>>Adam is really a nice guy, he probably won't actually do all the evil > >>>>>things he's > >>>>> probably thinking of, but it's best to be safe. Vote for Michael Moore! > >>>>> > >>>>> > >>>That now that was slander... > >>> > >>> > >>Now *that* was why I dislike bottom-posting! ;-) > >> > >> ~ Ross > >> > >>-------------------- > >>BYU Unix Users Group > >>http://uug.byu.edu/ > >> > >>The opinions expressed in this message are the responsibility of their > >>author. They are not endorsed by BYU, the BYU CS Department or BYU-UUG. > >>___________________________________________________________________ > >>List Info: http://uug.byu.edu/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/uug-list > >> > >> > > > > > >-------------------- > >BYU Unix Users Group > >http://uug.byu.edu/ > > > >The opinions expressed in this message are the responsibility of their > >author. They are not endorsed by BYU, the BYU CS Department or BYU-UUG. > >___________________________________________________________________ > >List Info: http://uug.byu.edu/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/uug-list > > > > > > > > > Me too > > Ash > > > -------------------- > BYU Unix Users Group > http://uug.byu.edu/ > > The opinions expressed in this message are the responsibility of their > author. They are not endorsed by BYU, the BYU CS Department or BYU-UUG. > ___________________________________________________________________ > List Info: http://uug.byu.edu/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/uug-list
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