[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
> I prefer pen as opposed to pencil. The English language (including math) 
> creators did not consider those of us who are correct handed, as opposed to 
> right handed. Pencil leaves a discolored left hand on the edge where the 
> pinky finger is. 
> Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
>   
 From the creators who brought you the holy wars of "vi versus emacs" 
and "windows versus mac versus linux", we now bring you "left versus 
right".  This smackdown is sure to leave you gripping the edge of your 
seat this sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY!!! (Kids under 12 enter free).  Plus, 
be astonished at the awesome skills of Ambidextro, the bi-handed, 
schizophrenic freak who takes notes in one hand while writing lyric 
prose to your girlfriend in the other!  Stay out of his way or he'll 
kick pencil shavings in your face!

But seriously, I love my Space Pen (tm).  Small, shiny, writes upside 
down, on wet and greasy paper, at any angle, in zero-g, in extreme 
temperatures... It's the greatest thing every invented!  Sadly, with all 
the flexibility engineered into this glorious device, a south-paw like 
me can't write with it.  The ink doesn't dry before I drag my hand 
across it, leaving the embarrassing hand discoloration and worse, a 
stack of illegible notes.  Now if they would only make a south-paw 
edition, I'd be set!

;-Daniel Fussell
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